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PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 103.
September 3, 1892.
[Illustration: HAPPY THOUGHT.
_Obliging Country Butcher_. "LET ME CUT IT INTO CUTLETS FOR YOU,
MA'AM,--LEAVING JUST ENOUGH BONE FOR YOU TO HOLD 'EM BY, WHILE YOU'RE
EATING 'EM!"]
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NOT GOING AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
_Cookson Gaze, Q.C._ Because MARIA votes Eastbourne vulgar, and the
girls (sorry now I sent them to that finishing-school at Clapham)
laugh so consumedly whenever I open my mouth to address a native if we
go to Trouville or Dinard.
_C. Jumper_. Because the Governor thinks three days in the year enough
for anybody.
_Eastend Dr._ Because that fiver will just give little SALLY the
breath of sea-air she wants, and she'll never make a good cure unless
she has it.
_Reg. Rake_. Because wife says she shall certainly accompany me.
_Barmaid_. Because I've just been ill for a fortnight from overwork,
and the Company say they can't give any more leave.
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